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(07-05-2018 17:25)whitstabletangerine Wrote:  Another great day promised by the MET Office for tomorrow, it's wonderful being retired out on the bike, cycling the prom.
Wish you were here!
The long range is three months of dry and very hot weather. Let's see shall we.
07-05-2018 18:28
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(07-05-2018 18:28)thetruth1953 Wrote:  The long range is three months of dry and very hot weather. Let's see shall we.

A decent summer wouldn’t go amiss after that crap winter.
08-05-2018 09:21
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I’m off work for two weeks using up last years holidays . Somehow I had twelve days carried over that need using by the end of this month.
08-05-2018 09:23
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I had a poo earlier that was worryingly large.

Knowing it was a substantial deposit, I flushed before dropping any toilet paper, and the beastly thing blocked the toilet with no paper assistance.

Must have weighed a stone.
13-05-2018 21:01
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RE: How was your day?
(13-05-2018 21:01)Magic147 Wrote:  I had a poo earlier that was worryingly large.

Knowing it was a substantial deposit, I flushed before dropping any toilet paper, and the beastly thing blocked the toilet with no paper assistance.

Must have weighed a stone.

Did it make your arse bleed?
13-05-2018 21:10
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(13-05-2018 21:10)Qblock87 Wrote:  Did it make your arse bleed?

Of course.
13-05-2018 21:10
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(13-05-2018 21:10)Magic147 Wrote:  Of course.

Lucky bastard. I’ve not had a good shit like that in years. Most of mine are runny in my twilight years.
13-05-2018 21:16
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(13-05-2018 21:16)Qblock87 Wrote:  Lucky bastard. I’ve not had a good shit like that in years. Most of mine are runny in my twilight years.

Felt like I'd given birth.
13-05-2018 21:20
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(13-05-2018 21:20)Magic147 Wrote:  Felt like I'd given birth.

To a Nob Ender or a Cas fan. Big shits the lot of them.
13-05-2018 21:22
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(13-05-2018 21:22)Qblock87 Wrote:  To a Nob Ender or a Cas fan. Big shits the lot of them.

A chocolate baguette.

A gut buster.

An arse biscuit.

A boneless brown trout.

A butt nugget.

A coiler.

A dingleberry.

A dookie.

A floater.

A jobbie.

A loaf.

A log.

A poonami.

A road apple.

A German toothpick.

A sewer trout.

A steamer.

A stink pickle.
13-05-2018 21:33
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Boneless brown trout made me do a real life lol.
13-05-2018 22:29
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sudds green Offline
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RE: How was your day?
Back to topic, pretty shit, really.
15 hours supervising " clients" lounging in the sun, playing bowls, complaining about poor TV reception, or not enough channels available, no heating in dorms overnight, late delivery of newspapers, limited access to (official) phones /gym/visits from family, not enough food and too much scrutiny from staff.
Just got home.
Is it too late for un verre de vin?
13-05-2018 22:47
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RE: How was your day?
Decent. Tying up a few loose ends at work before flying to Oregon for a week in a beach cottage. I need to smell the ocean and fall asleep to the sound of waves.
13-05-2018 23:05
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