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RE: Football Funnies
(15-08-2017 09:11)TheSuffolkSeasider Wrote:  https://twitter.com/ODDSbible/status/897077771159179264

Don't know how to embed it/show it!

The big man is one of Harrys footy heros. He's desperate to see him play.
15-08-2017 15:28
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(15-08-2017 15:28)Bally Wrote:  The big man is one of Harrys footy heros. He's desperate to see him play.

When our season in 2010 started later than league one and two I went with some Gillingham pals and sat in the home end for their first match of the season.
He had just joined them and came on in the second half as they attacked the goal in front of us, blimey he was a big man, his legs appeared enormous but he could move and scored on his debut.
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15-08-2017 15:47
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RE: Football Funnies
(15-08-2017 15:47)whitstabletangerine Wrote:  When our season in 2010 started later than league on and two I went with some Gillingham pals and sat in the home end for their first match of the season.
He had just joined them and came on in the second half as they attacked the goal in front of us, blimey he was a big man, his legs appeared enormous but he could move and scored on his debut.

Saw him on TV last season. Very mobile for a big man. Knows where the net is as well. I doubt Karl would pay him enough to feed himself
15-08-2017 16:01
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RE: Football Funnies
Newcastle subtitle error leaves BBC red-faced

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-41473443

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03-10-2017 07:48
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Simon Mignolet wanted to dress up as a ghost for Liverpool's Halloween party. Unfortunately, he hasn't got enough clean sheets....
01-11-2017 20:33
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https://twitter.com/MotherwellFC/status/...2682626049

Sorry can only link the tweet, funny nonetheless.
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23-01-2018 19:32
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Hope this counts as a funny (although, if you're the GK who was beaten by this 'shot', it definitely was no laughing matter!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYPjU_wu8wE
26-01-2018 17:24
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(26-01-2018 17:24)Windridge Wrote:  Hope this counts as a funny (although, if you're the GK who was beaten by this 'shot', it definitely was no laughing matter!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYPjU_wu8wE

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27-01-2018 00:18
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RE: Football Funnies
Horse is in the pub having a few when spots a donkey in the corner so he nips over to have a natter, donkey asks "what did you do for a living"
horse says " I ran on the flat in the summer and over the jumps in the winter", Donkey says "I worked with the kids on blackpool beach", then he asks "did you win anything"
horse says "yeah on the flat I won the Oaks, St. Leger and the Derby and over the jumps I won the Grand National and the Gold Cup”,
They arrange to meet at the donkey's house a week later, donkey thinks, "I need to impress this guy he's done everything", so he buys a big picture of a zebra and hangs it above the fireplace.
The horse arrives and says "lovely place you have here and who's that in the picture on the wall", donkey replies "thats me when I played for Juventus”.
07-02-2018 07:37
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A different Roy Hodgson 6 years ago. Never seen this before.

https://twitter.com/theJeremyVine/status...0906230784
12-02-2018 07:07
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(12-02-2018 07:07)seasider Wrote:  A different Roy Hodgson 6 years ago. Never seen this before.

https://twitter.com/theJeremyVine/status...0906230784

Decent bloke is Roy.
12-02-2018 10:04
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David Beckham gets into a taxi and notices the driver looking at him in the rear-view mirror.
After a couple of minutes the driver says: "OK, give me a clue."
Beckham says: "I had a glittering career at Manchester United, played in America and got over a 100 caps for England. Is that enough?"
Driver replies: "No, you dopy b*gger . Where do you want to go?”
12-02-2018 14:10
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Former Pop Star Michael Jackson is reported to have been a secret West Ham United fan:

He was forever blowing Bubbles.
12-02-2018 18:29
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Really glad that the German team Hamburger SV have appointed someone I can truly admire :

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12-03-2018 17:23
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That's fantastic.
12-03-2018 18:07
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