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Windridge Offline
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Post: #166
RE: Football Funnies
Sounds like a religious porn mag.

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12-03-2018 19:43
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RE: Football Funnies
Jose Mourinho and Jack Charlton are sat in a bar having a beer
Jose asks Jack ...
"How do you think my current side would do against the great Leeds side of the 70s?"
Jack thinks for a minute then says: "it would be very close and it would probably be a DRAW"
Jose is happy with the answer and gets up leave with a big smile on his face
Then Jack says "mind you, we haven't trained for 40 years"
19-03-2018 14:24
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Post: #168
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What do you call five Preston fans standing ear to ear?
A wind tunnel.
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19-03-2018 17:35
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Post: #169
RE: Football Funnies
GTF!


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18-04-2018 06:39
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RE: Football Funnies
Horse walks into a bar and gets himself a pint. A donkey is sitting beside him and says "you're a big lad, did you ever win anything?". The horse turns round and says "yeah, I won the Derby on the flat and the Grand National on the jumps". The donkey, thinking "fuck, how can I match that, that's impressive", goes to his phone and gets up a picture of a zebra. He shows it to the horse who responds "what the fuck is that?". The donkey replies "That's when I used to play for Juventus".
20-04-2018 14:30
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Bally Online
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Post: #171
RE: Football Funnies
Again
20-04-2018 19:57
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Post: #172
RE: Football Funnies
Haha didn't see it on the previous page, was a while ago!
20-04-2018 20:39
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CheshireSeasider Offline
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Post: #173
RE: Football Funnies
*Warning - United fan venting a lot of bad language Laugh


https://twitter.com/sam_kenney/status/99...06209?s=19
15-05-2018 17:32
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Bally Online
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Post: #174
RE: Football Funnies
Joe Hart apparently upset on not making the WC squad has thrown himself at an oncoming bus, unfortunately the bus went under him.
15-05-2018 19:32
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1981
English Prince gets married
Liverpool win Champions league
Pope dies

2005
English Prince gets married
Liverpool win Champions league
Pope dies

2018
English Prince gets married
Liverpool goalie saves Pope's life.
29-05-2018 11:37
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RE: Football Funnies
(29-05-2018 11:37)daib0 Wrote:  1981
English Prince gets married
Liverpool win Champions league
Pope dies

2005
English Prince gets married
Liverpool win Champions league
Pope dies

2018
English Prince gets married
Liverpool goalie saves Pope's life.


A pope didn’t die in 1981 tho!
29-05-2018 16:05
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Post: #177
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(29-05-2018 16:05)tangerinejezza Wrote:  A pope didn’t die in 1981 tho!

Did they not have the deal with Satan then?
29-05-2018 17:48
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(29-05-2018 17:48)Bally Wrote:  Did they not have the deal with Satan then?

Just kiddy fiddlers
29-05-2018 21:11
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I was watching the Japanese football match when the players all started doing martial arts.

Turns out the game had gone into ninjury time
09-06-2018 06:50
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All my German friends have blocked me since Germany’s exit from the World Cup ! My phone is now completely Hans Free...
28-06-2018 22:33
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