Football Funnies

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On sale at Old Trafford today

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Jose Mourinho offered job by "World's worst football club".

http://www.90min.com/posts/2836150-jose-..._aid=35507

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Nice one, see what older age does to you ...

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fantastic precision!



JERMAIN DEFOE DOESN’T TURN ON HIS KITCHEN TAPS LIKE A REGULAR HUMAN BEING (VIDEO)

http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/sunderlan...video.html

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most goals in a soccer football international match (31-0)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ahf3eHikZs8

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Cheltenham free kick against Tranmere on Saturday

https://twitter.com/TSBible/status/701378884122632192

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*in an Oscar announcers' voice* ....and the Dive of the Year goes to:



....Louis van Gaal.

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even better!

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My computer's got the Bad-Goalie Virus.
It can't save anything.

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Referee: "I'm sending you off."
Player: "What for?"
Referee: "For the rest of the match, dummy!"

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In primary school the teacher said to the class: “can you all give me a word with lots of o’s?

Mary said: “outdoors”
“Well done”, said the teacher…

Paul said: “ovenproof”
Well done, said the teacher…

Jayne said: “notebook”
Well done said the teacher…

And so on …

Finally it got down to the last …
“Johnny, can’t you give me a word? Just one word - think hard …”


“OK, Miss …
Goooooooooooal!”

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VIDEO: Barnsley fans "You Only Sing When You're Rowing" to Oxford fan! Chant of the season!

https://lockerdome.com/bbcsporf/61694613...5150967828

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I don't believe it!

https://twitter.com/garyIinekar/status/7...0154672128

[Magic147]

(16-04-2016 21:54)daib0 Wrote:  I don't believe it!

https://twitter.com/garyIinekar/status/7...0154672128

Your right not to believe it - fake account.

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Villa fans celebrating a corner

https://twitter.com/SportsPeteO/status/7...7293674496