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daib0 Offline
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Practice makes perfect
and
Nobody is perfect
then why practice anyway?

If... All the world is a stage, where does the audience sit?

If... you write a book on failure and it doesn't sell is that considered a success?



Other silly examples you can make up?
03-11-2017 17:45
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Bally Online
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If my auntie had bollocks would she be my uncle?
03-11-2017 18:01
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(03-11-2017 18:01)Bally Wrote:  If my auntie had bollocks would she be my uncle?
Only if you live in Burnley!!
03-11-2017 18:05
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daib0 Offline
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didn't hold much hope out for some of you! LaughLaugh
03-11-2017 19:17
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If I owned a football club and raped a 16 year old girl, would I still wear my fedora?
03-11-2017 20:13
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If I washed my python more often would women stop gagging on it?
03-11-2017 20:39
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IF you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:

If you can dream - and not make dreams your master;
If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools:

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: 'Hold on!'

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
' Or walk with Kings - nor lose the common touch,
if neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a Man, my son!
03-11-2017 21:17
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Qblock87 Offline
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If BST oust the Oystons I'll eat my hat!
03-11-2017 22:04
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If dickheads stopped driving in the middle lane , motoways would keep flowing
04-11-2017 07:55
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IF, all the world was paper and all the sea was ink'

IF all the trees were bread and cheese, what would we have to drink.
04-11-2017 12:56
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