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Valentine's Day
Everyone looking forward to it? Meh
12-02-2018 18:33
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RE: Valentine's Day
Used to work at Bae got loads of Valentines cards,a lot of them posted. They often had little messages on them from people (little Rousy was one) who worked at the Post Office. Be lucky to get one card this year.
12-02-2018 18:37
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Think this has been posted before, but:-
Booked a table for 8 and, because I love her so much, will give her 28 start.
12-02-2018 18:52
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RE: Valentine's Day
(12-02-2018 18:52)sudds green Wrote:  Think this has been posted before, but:-
Booked a table for 8 and, because I love her so much, will give her 28 start.

She’ll beat you.. In more ways than one.
12-02-2018 19:00
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Last year Mrs Q had a nap on Valentines Day and when she awoke she said she had dreamt that I had given her a beautiful diamond necklace.”What do you think it means?” She asked.”Don’t worry “ I said “You’ll find out tonight”
That night I gave her a small package. Her eyes lit up.Her hands were trembling as she opened it. It was a book entitled “ The meaning of dreams”
I haven’t had sex in 12 months.
12-02-2018 19:12
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(12-02-2018 19:12)Qblock87 Wrote:  Last year Mrs Q had a nap on Valentines Day and when she awoke she said she had dreamt that I had given her a beautiful diamond necklace.”What do you think it means?” She asked.”Don’t worry “ I said “You’ll find out tonight”
That night I gave her a small package. Her eyes lit up.Her hands were trembling as she opened it. It was a book entitled “ The meaning of dreams”
I haven’t had sex in 12 months.

Thought you might of given her a "pearl necklace" as she slept!
12-02-2018 19:37
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(12-02-2018 19:37)thetruth1953 Wrote:  Thought you might of given her a "pearl necklace" as she slept!

She’s not a pretty sight without her teeth in.
12-02-2018 19:42
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Hero-of-the-night Offline
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RE: Valentine's Day
Romance blossoms on the 14th in our house, I allow her to give me a blowjob by candlelight instead of having the footy on in the back ground.

Sorry Munkle but unfunny nobhead is back.
12-02-2018 19:54
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Another Hallmark Holiday imo.

Will be treating my good lady with a meal out on the weekend.
12-02-2018 20:04
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Pancake Day first!
12-02-2018 22:49
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(12-02-2018 22:49)TheSuffolkSeasider Wrote:  Pancake Day first!

That's what the thread should be about.
And maple syrup! Anything else is wrong
(This post was last modified: 14-02-2018 19:25 by tangerinejezza.)
12-02-2018 22:55
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(12-02-2018 22:55)tangerinejezza Wrote:  That's what the thread should be about.
And maple syrup! Any these is wrong

Pancakes are ace if someone else is cooking them.
13-02-2018 07:26
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One day of the year I cook! Steaks at the ready.
14-02-2018 19:07
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Can't beat M & S dinner for two deal. Three courses and a great bottle of wine for £20. Mrs C has played a blinder.

I'm feeling very romantic as a result. Seeing as she had her hair done this afternoon, I'll hold it back so she doesn't get jizz in it later. Now that's romance for you.
14-02-2018 19:17
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(14-02-2018 19:17)coinslot Wrote:  Can't beat M & S dinner for two deal. Three courses and a great bottle of wine for £20. Mrs C has played a blinder.

I'm feeling very romantic as a result. Seeing as she had her hair done this afternoon, I'll hold it back so she doesn't get jizz in it later. Now that's romance for you.

That’s what shower caps were invented for.
14-02-2018 19:26
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