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Old School New School, Imperial Metric
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RE: Old School New School, Imperial Metric
(10-04-2018 18:18)Qblock87 Wrote:  Here’s me at a recent wedding....

Have you stuffed trimmings from your mullet down your pants? The only logical explanation I can come up with.
10-04-2018 18:24
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RE: Old School New School, Imperial Metric
(10-04-2018 18:24)Hero-of-the-night Wrote:  Have you stuffed trimmings from your mullet down your pants? The only logical explanation I can come up with.

Close. Trimmings from your lasses muff.
10-04-2018 18:26
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RE: Old School New School, Imperial Metric
(10-04-2018 18:18)Qblock87 Wrote:  Here’s me at a recent wedding....







Is that a Yorkshire tradition where you play hide the rolling pin at your mates wedding reception?
10-04-2018 18:28
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RE: Old School New School, Imperial Metric
(10-04-2018 18:26)Qblock87 Wrote:  Close. Trimmings from your lasses muff.

It wouldn’t surprise me if you turn out to be a virgin... with a mullet, obviously.
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RE: Old School New School, Imperial Metric
(10-04-2018 18:28)thetruth1953 Wrote:  Is that a Yorkshire tradition where you play hide the rolling pin at your mates wedding reception?

No room for anything else down there. Just pure Yorkshire meat.
10-04-2018 18:33
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RE: Old School New School, Imperial Metric
(10-04-2018 18:30)Hero-of-the-night Wrote:  It wouldn’t surprise me if you turn out to be a virgin... with a mullet, obviously.

Ask your Mam if I’m a virgin Son.
10-04-2018 18:34
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RE: Old School New School, Imperial Metric
(10-04-2018 18:30)Hero-of-the-night Wrote:  It wouldn’t surprise me if you turn out to be a virgin... with a mullet, obviously.

Does Q not have kids?
10-04-2018 18:35
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RE: Old School New School, Imperial Metric
(10-04-2018 18:33)Qblock87 Wrote:  Just pure Yorkshire meat.

In Lancashire we call them cocktail sausages.
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(10-04-2018 18:35)TheSuffolkSeasider Wrote:  Does Q not have kids?

Obviously not. Hero knows best.
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(10-04-2018 18:34)Qblock87 Wrote:  Ask your Mam if I’m a virgin Son.

How would she know, she’s a virgin too?
10-04-2018 18:36
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(10-04-2018 18:35)Hero-of-the-night Wrote:  In Lancashire we call them cocktail sausages.

In Lancashire you call them strap-ons
10-04-2018 18:37
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(10-04-2018 18:36)Hero-of-the-night Wrote:  How would she know, she’s a virgin too?

She was
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(10-04-2018 18:35)TheSuffolkSeasider Wrote:  Does Q not have kids?

If he does it will be a fluke, like wanking on a public loo seat and then a bird sitting on it.
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RE: Old School New School, Imperial Metric
(10-04-2018 18:37)Qblock87 Wrote:  In Lancashire you call them strap-ons

So why you wearing a strap on to a wedding?
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(10-04-2018 18:38)Hero-of-the-night Wrote:  If he does it will be a fluke, like wanking on a public loo seat and then a bird sitting on it.

The judge didn’t buy that theory.
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