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seasider Offline
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Hose pipe Ban
On it's way on 5th August. How are we going to water the Chicken Shit on the Bloomfield Road pitch.
17-07-2018 18:54
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Bally Offline
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RE: Hose pipe Ban
Sprinklers will be OK.
17-07-2018 19:15
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RE: Hose pipe Ban
The Rapist will get a troupe of young girls to carry buckets of water from the penthouse to the pitch.
17-07-2018 19:38
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(17-07-2018 19:38)thetruth1953 Wrote:  The Rapist will get a troupe of young girls to carry buckets of water from the penthouse to the pitch.

That does not make him a bad person
17-07-2018 20:25
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If you don’t get a letter through the door then is there not some form of legal loophole where you can claim ignorance?
18-07-2018 15:36
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thetruth1953 Offline
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(18-07-2018 15:36)Leesthedaddy Wrote:  If you don’t get a letter through the door then is there not some form of legal loophole where you can claim ignorance?

Act like KOKO then you'll get away with it through ignorance!!
18-07-2018 16:09
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Magic147 Offline
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Fully deserving of double exclamation marks.
18-07-2018 16:48
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RE: Hose pipe Ban
My lawn needs watering so fuck the ban.
18-07-2018 21:11
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Qblock87 Offline
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(18-07-2018 21:11)Hero-of-the-night Wrote:  My lawn needs watering so fuck the ban.

Piss on it
18-07-2018 22:29
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thetruth1953 Offline
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(18-07-2018 22:29)Qblock87 Wrote:  Piss on it

He has been doing that, that's why it is yellow fuck all to do with the dry weather.
18-07-2018 22:35
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Don't panic, been called off.
02-08-2018 08:55
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seasider Offline
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Not surprised with all this rain in the North!
02-08-2018 09:09
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Bally Offline
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Fuck the ban

Tally Ho





Edit........wrong thread
02-08-2018 18:15
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daib0 Offline
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I was so excited when the last hosepipe ban was lifted.. that

I wet my plants.
02-08-2018 21:16
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Daib0 told me he’d put a joke on this thread. I’ll be buggered if I can find it.
02-08-2018 22:17
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