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CheshireSeasider Offline
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Post: #1606
RE: Joke Corner
Fair play to Wayne Rooney for visiting Sir Alex Ferguson in hospital.

"His speech is improving and he can nearly string a sentence together" says Fergie
10-05-2018 18:00
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Bally Offline
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Post: #1607
RE: Joke Corner
According to my new fitness smart watch, I've had a 4mile wank
11-05-2018 15:42
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Post: #1608
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Whoever lost an iPhone X yesterday in McDonalds, can you please stop calling my new phone, it's annoying me!
11-05-2018 16:23
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Post: #1609
RE: Joke Corner
(11-05-2018 15:42)Bally Wrote:  According to my new fitness smart watch, I've had a 4mile wank

Clap
11-05-2018 20:28
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daib0 Offline
Interforum Gamemaster!

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Post: #1610
RE: Joke Corner
Is QBlock about?


A city in Yorkshire has gone missing. Police are currently looking for Leeds...
Yesterday 15:40
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Bally Offline
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(Yesterday 15:40)daib0 Wrote:  Is QBlock about?


A city in Yorkshire has gone missing. Police are currently looking for Leeds...

It's a shithole mate. No body would be arsed looking for it
Yesterday 15:53
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Bally Offline
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Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.

While attending a "Harmony for Couples" weekend, Dave and his partner, Ann, listened to the instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."

He then addressed the men, "Can you name and describe your wife's favourite flower?"

Dave leaned over, touched Ann's arm gently, and whispered, "It's Homepride, isn't it?"

Thus began Dave's life of celibacy
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