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daib0 Offline
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Trainspotters, how sad are they, I counted 35 the other day.
10-06-2018 09:07
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(10-06-2018 09:07)daib0 Wrote:  Trainspotters, how sad are they, I counted 35 the other day.


took me a second because..me, but I like this ^ Biggrin
10-06-2018 14:25
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Just back from holiday in Thailand & I came close to shagging a ladyboy! Looked like a lady, walked & talked like a lady, kissed like a lady.

It was only when she drove me to her place & reversed the car in the garage first time I thought to myself "Hang on a fucking minute..."
11-06-2018 20:31
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(11-06-2018 20:31)GynnSquarePhoenix Wrote:  Just back from holiday in Thailand & I came close to shagging a ladyboy! Looked like a lady, walked & talked like a lady, kissed like a lady.

It was only when she drove me to her place & reversed the car in the garage first time I thought to myself "Hang on a fucking minute..."

Unlucky. Maybe next time.
11-06-2018 21:17
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An Irish priest is driving along a country road when a copper pulls him over:

'Have you been drinking?' He asks.
'Just water' replied the priest.
Cop says, 'So why do I smell wine?'
Priest looks over at the bottle and says, 'Good Lord, he's done it again'
13-06-2018 08:23
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Bally Offline
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I'm not saying it's rough in Fleetwood but Tesco are selling Fathers Day cards in packs of 5
14-06-2018 16:36
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I’m not entering this years Incest Competition but I might enter my Sister.
14-06-2018 16:39
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Ha Ha
14-06-2018 17:50
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I burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night... I should've put it on aloha setting.
20-06-2018 11:33
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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

Dam!
20-06-2018 19:05
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A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patty Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"

(You're gonna love this.)

The bank manager looks back at her and says, "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

(You sang it, didn't you? Yeah, I know you did.)
21-06-2018 18:57
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I’ve just been diagnosed as being a compulsive liar by my Doctor. She then gave me a blow job.
21-06-2018 22:07
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(21-06-2018 22:07)Qblock87 Wrote:  I’ve just been diagnosed as being a compulsive liar by my Doctor. She then gave me a blow job.

you mean it was the nurse, not the doctor?
23-06-2018 21:23
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(23-06-2018 21:23)daib0 Wrote:  you mean it was the nurse, not the doctor?

Both of them.
23-06-2018 21:51
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(23-06-2018 21:51)Qblock87 Wrote:  Both of them.

on the NHS?
24-06-2018 06:09
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