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Sanjeev Nanda Offline
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Post: #1441
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I went out dressed like a chicken last night...

... and I met a girl who was dressed like an egg. One thing led to another and the lifelong question was answered: it was the chicken.
02-12-2017 07:54
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daib0 Offline
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Post: #1442
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so ... It’s the Olympic Fishing event today.
I hear it’s all online...
Anyone got a good stream?
04-12-2017 11:45
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Post: #1443
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Owls can't mate when it rains.

Apparently it's too wet to woo.
04-12-2017 19:47
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Qblock87 Offline
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(04-12-2017 11:45)daib0 Wrote:  so ... It’s the Olympic Fishing event today.
I hear it’s all online...
Anyone got a good stream?

Yes,Rod.
04-12-2017 21:57
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Leesthedaddy Offline
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It’s been perched in a place.
04-12-2017 22:05
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I took a Viagra earlier but dropped the rest on the floor. I’ve been crawling around on all fives ever since trying to find them.
04-12-2017 23:38
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Bally Online
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So I was going down on my grandma the other night and I tasted horse semen. So I stopped for a second and thought to myself, I wonder if this is how she died.

Lets see daib0 copy and paste that fucker onto Royal Rendevous
10-12-2017 19:56
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Magic147 Offline
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Biggrin
10-12-2017 20:28
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daib0 Offline
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(10-12-2017 19:56)Bally Wrote:  So I was going down on my grandma the other night and I tasted horse semen. So I stopped for a second and thought to myself, I wonder if this is how she died.

Lets see daib0 copy and paste that fucker onto Royal Rendevous

my forum is doing f-all at the moment. Handed over to younger guys who showed great promise on the blog side, but the forum part has half-died with them. Dead worried I am at present ... Grayno
10-12-2017 20:40
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(10-12-2017 20:40)daib0 Wrote:  my forum is doing f-all at the moment. Handed over to younger guys who showed great promise on the blog side, but the forum part has half-died with them. Dead worried I am at present ... Grayno

Sorry to hear that pal. It does seem that forums in general have peaked. Hopefully some/ours will retain a hard core of posters and keep going.
10-12-2017 21:11
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How do you know what horse semen taste like?
10-12-2017 21:28
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Rudolph the well hung reindeer,
Had a great enormous cock,
All he could ever do with it,
was beat it off inside a sock.

All of the female reindeer,
Had pussies that were just too small,
Poor old well hung Rudolph,
Could not get any sex at all.

Then one horny Christmas eve, Santa came to say,
"Rudolph with your cock so strong...
Fuck my arsehole all night long!"

Then all the reindeer loved him,
A few of them were heard to say,
"Rudolph the well hung reindeer...
You're so lucky Santa's gay"
10-12-2017 21:36
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Dear Santa..

Last year you got me a sweater for Christmas.

This year I would prefer a moaner or a screamer.
11-12-2017 19:56
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Bally Online
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RUDOLPH THE RED COCKED REINDEER,
HAD A VERY SHINY NOB.
AND IF YOU EVER SAW HIM,
HE WOULD ALWAYS STICK IT IN YOUR GOB.
ALL OF THE OTHER REINDEER,
USED TO WANK AND CALL HIM NAMES,
THEY NEVER LET POOR RUDOLPH,
JOIN IN ANY SEXY GAMES.
THEN ONE FOGGY CHRISTMAS EVE SANTA CAME TO SAY.
RUDOLPH WITH YOUR NOB SO BRIGHT,
WONT YOU DO MY ARSE TONIGHT?
THEN ALL THE REINDEER LOVED HIM AS THEY SHOUTED OUT WITH GLEE,
RUDOLPH THE RED COCK REINDEER YOU SHOULD DO PORNOGRAPHY.
11-12-2017 21:01
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(11-12-2017 19:56)Magic147 Wrote:  Dear Santa..

Last year you got me a sweater for Christmas.

This year I would prefer a moaner or a screamer.

What about Bally? He’s all three.
11-12-2017 21:01
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