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SeasiderSuz Offline
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Talking crap thread
Come one, come all. Just post any old crap on this one.

Do they have any meats on sticks? Wink
22-03-2013 22:17
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Jelly on a plate, jelly on a plate, wibble wobble wibble wobble, jelly on a plate.
Any good Suz?!Crazy Laugh
22-03-2013 22:44
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RE: Talking crap thread
For some time now, many of us have wondered exactly who Jack shit is.

We find ourselves at a loss when someone says 'You don't know Jack Shit do you?'
Or is it just me?
Anyway, thanks to my research into geneaology, you can now answer intellectually to this statement.
Jack Shit is actually the only son of Awe Shit, who married O Shit, the owners of Knee Deep n' Shit ltd.
Jack Shit married Noe Shit, and the couple had 6 beautiful children: Hollie Shit, Giva Shit, Fulla Shit, Bull Shit and the twins, Deep Shit and Dip Shit.
Deep Shit married Dumb Shit, A College drop out.
After 15 years, Jack and Noe Shit got a divorce, and she remarried Ted Sherlock, and became Noe Shit-Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Shit married Lota Shit, and had a child with a rather nervous disposition called Chicken Shit.
Fulla Shit and Giva Shit married the Happens brothers and had a double wedding. the local newspaper covered the 'Shit-Happens' event calling it the wedding of the year.
Finally, Bull Shit decided to travel the world far and wide, and eventually returned home, with a new Italian bride, Pisa Shit.
So, now if anyone claims you don't know Jack Shit, you can tell them otherwise.
22-03-2013 22:47
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Lancashirehotpot Offline
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RE: Talking crap thread
(22-03-2013 22:47)Qblock87 Wrote:  For some time now, many of us have wondered exactly who Jack shit is.

We find ourselves at a loss when someone says 'You don't know Jack Shit do you?'
Or is it just me?
Anyway, thanks to my research into geneaology, you can now answer intellectually to this statement.
Jack Shit is actually the only son of Awe Shit, who married O Shit, the owners of Knee Deep n' Shit ltd.
Jack Shit married Noe Shit, and the couple had 6 beautiful children: Hollie Shit, Giva Shit, Fulla Shit, Bull Shit and the twins, Deep Shit and Dip Shit.
Deep Shit married Dumb Shit, A College drop out.
After 15 years, Jack and Noe Shit got a divorce, and she remarried Ted Sherlock, and became Noe Shit-Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Shit married Lota Shit, and had a child with a rather nervous disposition called Chicken Shit.
Fulla Shit and Giva Shit married the Happens brothers and had a double wedding. the local newspaper covered the 'Shit-Happens' event calling it the wedding of the year.
Finally, Bull Shit decided to travel the world far and wide, and eventually returned
home, with a new Italian bride, Pisa Shit.
So, now if anyone claims you don't know Jack Shit, you can tell them otherwise.

This, and other jokes by Q, will be found in the BHS joke section. Check it out. He's very funny!
22-03-2013 22:54
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RE: Talking crap thread
Q & Hotpot...shine on you crazy diamond(s) Biggrin Friday night is my favourite night of the week...doo doo doo doo Biggrin
22-03-2013 22:54
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Lancashirehotpot Offline
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Q and Hotpot sitting in a tree
But it's not the same tree as me!
His is up north, mine is down south
Along came Jezza to put words in my mouth!Laugh
22-03-2013 23:09
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(22-03-2013 22:54)Lancashirehotpot Wrote:  This, and other jokes by Q, will be found in the BHS joke section. Check it out. He's very funny!

How much have you had to drink tonight?
22-03-2013 23:09
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seasider Offline
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This could kill the longest thread attempt thread Biggrin
22-03-2013 23:10
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(22-03-2013 23:09)louise_a Wrote:  How much have you had to drink tonight?
Nothing yet Louise! Just about to though, usual glass of cider!
22-03-2013 23:14
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(22-03-2013 23:10)seasider Wrote:  This could kill the longest thread attempt thread Biggrin
Hell of a long way to go though, Seasider!

Ying tong ying tong ying tong ying tong ying tong iddle i po
22-03-2013 23:20
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(22-03-2013 23:09)Lancashirehotpot Wrote:  Q and Hotpot sitting in a tree
But it's not the same tree as me!
His is up north, mine is down south
Along came Jezza to put his **** in my mouth!Laugh
22-03-2013 23:22
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Why would he put four asterisks in my mouth Ger?! You're weird! X
22-03-2013 23:33
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blackpool ger Offline
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(22-03-2013 23:33)Lancashirehotpot Wrote:  Why would he put four asterisks in my mouth Ger?! You're weird! X

Surely you haven't just noticed that? X ykw
22-03-2013 23:34
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Weird is the new cool! Wink
22-03-2013 23:47
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(22-03-2013 23:34)blackpool ger Wrote:  Surely you haven't just noticed that? X ykw
No, just didn't want to draw attention to the fact! Laugh X ykw 2u2!
22-03-2013 23:48
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